Since the last one was so stupid quick. I'll try to make this one a bit harder. But y'all are hard to fool.
1. "Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue."
2. "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!"
3. "Despite my privileged upbringing, I'm actually quite well-balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders."
4. "By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this."
5. "Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?"
6. "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all."
7. "I think she's startin' to suspect something."
8. "Tell me a story about why you're sad."
9. "I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor."
10. "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"
11. "Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window."
12. "Would you run from Callista Flockhart?"
13. "Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
14. "I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself."
15. "Oh forgive me Paul for prattling away and making everything all oogy."
16. "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."
17. "It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles."
18. "Shut up and keep your hands to yourself or I'll cut your little p****r off."
19. "You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs."
20. "I'm a codfish!"
21. "We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
22. "It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?"
23. "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair."
24. "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
25. "I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****n' amuse you?"
Answers correct are in lime green!
1. "Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue."
2. "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!"
3. "Despite my privileged upbringing, I'm actually quite well-balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders."
4. "By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this."
5. "Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?"
6. "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all."
7. "I think she's startin' to suspect something."
8. "Tell me a story about why you're sad."
9. "I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor."
10. "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"
11. "Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window."
12. "Would you run from Callista Flockhart?"
13. "Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
14. "I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself."
15. "Oh forgive me Paul for prattling away and making everything all oogy."
16. "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."
17. "It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles."
18. "Shut up and keep your hands to yourself or I'll cut your little p****r off."
19. "You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs."
20. "I'm a codfish!"
21. "We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
22. "It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?"
23. "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair."
24. "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
25. "I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****n' amuse you?"
Answers correct are in lime green!
I think Maria says it.
