1. I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
2. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
3. The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Rosslyn waits / The blade and chalice watch o'er her gates / Adorned by masters loving art she lies / As she rests beneath the starry skies.
4. No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
5. 'I eat pieces of @#%$ like you for breakfast.'
'You eat pieces of @#%$ for breakfast?'
6. He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
7. Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
8. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "no."
9. Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship
10. You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have nearly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football team in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself.
11. 'No more rhyming now, I mean it!'
'Anybody want a peanut?'
12. You're one... *ugly* @#%$!
13. I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
14. What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
15. Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
16. Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.
17. Bobby, now do you care? BOBBY! NOW DO YOU CARE? Just a little bit?
18. I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
19. Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.
20. Voil! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
...good luck all...now let's guess these quotes!





