2. "That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass."
3. "I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense. "
4. "Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees."
5. "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be love loved in return."
6. "Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"
7. "We have to get drunk immediately."
8. "If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?"
9. "Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you."
10. "Don't jive me, man."
11. "When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!"
12. "My anger outweighs my guilt."
13. "Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes"
14. "Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flower?"
15. "The first rule of this household is discipline."
16. "Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do."
17. "You make me nervous in a way I've never felt"
18. "Look what Tommy gave me, Mama. Aren't they beautiful?"
19. "Take your hands off me! I'm a senator's wife!"
20. "What do I want to be when I grow up? Alive."

